Saturday, 25 February 2017

CATachresis Presents .......

Austin's New House!



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NB A few nights ago whilst I was minding my own business at 3 a.m. A hairy biped said they caught me trying out my new house for size. They said I was fast asleep and snoring! However there is absolutely no visual or audial proof of this, so I will leave it to you dear reader to make up your own mind as to its veracity!

In other matters ...
Spring is sprunging in the field opposite. The lamb was only just born and mum was bathing it in front of an audience! 😹


veracity - A city made up entirely of women called Vera


52 comments:

  1. Vera City! You made mom snort!

    Your new home is so posh and inviting. A bachelor pad; and one with all the appointments. Shall I bring my overnight bag? Perhaps my backpack with some things for us? A smaller screen TV will give us more room to romp and we don't need windows...you know what I mean?

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  2. Hahaha... too funny! Very cute house♥ CH likes the idea of a helipad. I think the hairy biped? was accurate in his/her? observation of you in your house snoring, Mr. Austin!
    Still love the lamb, mum, and pheasant!

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    1. It was definitely a hairy biped! As to whether he was seeing things, that's up to the jury!! Hehe!!

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  3. Austin, so long as there is room for mes and yous..the privacy will bes wonderful! And purrsonally, mes always ready for a rousing game of cross country croquet...the roof top is the purrfect tee off!
    Kisses
    Nellie
    PS Mommy is STILL wiping her face after coffee came out her nose while reading the definition of veracity!!!

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  4. Well... Oh, so no garage and that's a definite minus but it looks rather stylish to us. Plus, ya gotta give points for their efforts. It's so cute when they try.

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  5. What a cool house!

    Purrs xx
    Athena and Marie

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  6. You already have a house but this can be your mancave when you need some me time. Pierrot would love a pad like this.

    That is a great capture of the lamb and her baby and friend!

    LOVE the word of the day, LOL!

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  7. Hi Austin! Hmm... Does it come in pink? Maybe you could have a moat fitted too just to be on the safe side. Mind you I love the terrace garden, that will be great for nip cultivation! Purrs, ERin

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  8. What a cute house ! We're sorry you couldn't have a garage, maybe later ? Purrs

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  9. Oh, that has to be the coolest house ever, Austin, if you seemed to prefer your cat bed, at least for now. We like the idea of a roof top garden, with catnip and cat grass, of course.

    And that darling, adorable tiny lamb! Our biped is making goo-goo noises over the little one. (And no, she doesn't eat lamb, though, uh, well, we have. What can we say, we're obligate carnivores.)

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  10. Austin that is one super cool place for one super cool cat!

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  11. I agree, you already have a house, but it could be a nice little getaway. Cute video.

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  12. WOW WOW WOW that house is AMAZING!!!! i love it!! i ALSO LOVE your videos!! You have become sooooooooo good at them!! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody

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  13. Austin, I agree - you already have a home! That new one is awfully tiny compared to what you have now.

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  14. HAH! I thought that little house was a cover for your litter box.

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  15. Austin, that looks like a pretty cool house to us. When's the house warming party? We've got a nip plant we can bring. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

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  16. That house looks about as big as ours! 🤣
    Bet you will love snuggling up inside there.
    Aww, little lamb is so darling.
    Elliot and Cricket x
    Ps, sorry we keep forgetting to comment but we don't blog on weekends but we are going to try and drum it into somebody's thick head to remember that you do, hehe.

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  17. Well Austin I thought maybe it was a cool "outhouse" - a spot where a guy could "do his business" in private instead of out in the open where every Tom, Dick and Harry can WATCH. I like the miniature golf course on top - that would be fun! Do you plan to pretend you hate it for a few days then when nobody is looking go inside?????? I love doing stuff like that!

    Love, Angel Sammy

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  18. Hi Austin! Nice to see you. Lexy LOVES your new house! She loves to hide in things. I would sleep on the helipad.

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  19. MOL MOL MOL Prof. Austin you crack me up. You surely gave it the old college sniff about inspection. Everybuddy knows men love their TVeeees and If your 52" doesn't
    fit it is not to be.
    Hugs madi your bfff and mom

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  20. I love that house! Of course, for that very reason, Bear wouldn't have any interest. Bear's good at "redecorating" ... he's offering his services for a reduced price ;)

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  21. Cool house. If there is no video, then it sis not happen!

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  22. Austin, that is a great house ! Is there room for the pool table and your Van Goghs ? That was what always worried Snoopy. Is that a pheasant watching Mama & her Lamb ?

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  23. OMC Austin, Dat's a great house you got there. Hope you enjoy it. Luvved da video and da music. Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  24. Is that the cat version of a man cave? We hope you enjoy it- when no one's watching of course.
    xxoo
    Maggie, Mickey Mouser, and Rufus the Red

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  25. *snort* we're not EVEn gonna ask how large Vera is to be named a city *MOL*!

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  26. I don't want my cat Toffee to see this post because she will be demanding a house too! Love the video, Austin!
    That's Purrfect

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  27. You could always keep your toys in it, Austin!

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  28. What a wonderful house! You are so good to Austin!


    Thank you for your post expressing sympathy to us for the loss of our dear Tabby.

    I really appreciate you taking the time to be supportive in this way!

    Debby in Arizona
    http://RescuesAndMore.blogspot.com

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  29. Your house will make a great mancat cave! I will bring the beers and we can play poker.

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  30. MOL That's right MR. Poo ! You already have a HOUSE!
    but little house in the big house, just for change =^x^=

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  31. We aren't sure about this, Austin. It seems to Us that the Staff is trying to put one over on you. That drawbridge, for example. She might wait, sneakily, while you go inside to explore, then snap it shut and cart you off to some dreadful place like - the V-E-T's, for example.
    We say - beware of Staff bearing gifts....

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    1. Oh AUSTIN! I never thought of that!
      And if I am visiting, I too may have to go.

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    2. Don't worry Miss Katie, you will be safe with me!! We shall overcome! ❤

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  32. That's a pawsome pad, Austin! Your own little place to get away from it all :)

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  33. Hey Austin dude, we love your new pad, and we bet it's like a tardis inside! MOL

    bestest purrs

    Basil & Co xox

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  34. Nice mancave, Austin! It's always a good idea to have a nice hidey-hole where you can be by yourself.

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  35. That is totally cool!
    Have a great weekend...

    Noodle and crew

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  36. Austin, that house of yours is brilliant! We bet it's super posh inside, too.

    Love the picture of the mama sheep, lamb and pheasant. Beautiful!

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  37. How ever did all those women named Vera get together in one place! And your new home looks like something I would like. I could barricade myself in where TKS couldn't touch me

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  38. What a wonderful house for you two Hannah and Lucy - your house is even much better than ours!!!

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  39. eye noe this commint haz nothin ta due with this post
    but eye wanted ta say thanx 777 bazillion timez for
    yur kindnezz two me & me familee last week
    sorree for de copee N paste type for mat…….lovez all wayz
    boomer ♥

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  40. That's a cool hide-away. I like the rooftop lawn.

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  41. That is a beautifully made cat house. It looks like someone put a lot of thought and effort into making it! We are impressed that you were able to come up with some "helpful" suggestions on how to improve it!
    Purrs,
    Emily and Winston
    PS-maybe a catnip garden on the roof!
    PPS-your video made our Mom giggle

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  42. That is a very sweet new house. We think our Mom is falling down on the job in the housing department! Happy Easter Austin and Mom!
    luvs
    Marty and the Gang

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